今天心血來潮，想要給大傢分享一些好玩的英文笑話，部分笑話的笑點就在於含有一些梗，也許有些你已經知道瞭，那可不可以默默地假裝不知道呢哈！有些笑話以問題的形式呈現，如果你是第一次看到，我想邀請你先猜一下，所以後半部分不會在本文中出現，我把它放在評論區。（插圖均來自網絡）

No.1

Son: Dad, I've heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.

Dad: Well son, it's true everywhere.

No. 2

Woman: Wait for me honey. I'm just finishing my make-up.

Man: You don't need make-up.

Woman: Oh really! That's so sweet of you!

Man: You need plastic surgery. （這回答，可以說毫無求生欲瞭）

No. 3

Question：What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Answer：I don't know and I don't care.

No.4 Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? (後半部分/答案請看評論區，下同）

No.5 What do you call a bee that lives in America?

No.6 What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

No.7 What is black-white-black-white-black-white？

No.8 Why is the cat sitting on the computer?

No. 9 Why does it suck to be a penguin?

No. 10 （罵人的最高境界，解氣又不帶臟字，學起來！）

"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

No. 11 （見證一下什麼叫邏輯鬼才）

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.

No. 12 (這個笑話，嗯…..)

Doctor: “Do you do sports?”

Patient: “Does sex count?”

Doctor: “Yes.”

Patient: “Then no.”